Better Things to Worry about (BTTWA): Cash may be carcinogenic

Headline in the Daily Mail: Could receipts cause cancer? Scientists warn 90% of the papers doled out by shops ‘contain hormone-disrupting chemicals thought to be carcinogenic’.

May I suggest that given what the average person has to deal with IRL that may raise their risk of cancer, this is not something that should keep anyone up at night.

And if it is, there’s a simple solution: Send me all your spare cash.